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You are listening to a Fons Media Network production.
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Well, hello, and welcome to the post election episode. And
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this is an episode to good here on three different
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podcasts all across the network kind of yeah, it'll be
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on World of Blaze, it'll be on Random Thoughts, and
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it'll be on Stretch Goose. And we decided to do
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this because we realized that post election, we're going to
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talk about all this shit anyway, right exactly. We're just
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I mean, I'm obviously World to Blaze, That's what I do.
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It's gonna be politics. We always touch on, you know,
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stuff that is big and happening and current on Random Anyway,
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and also talk a bunch of shit. So and then
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you know, Manuel on his own Stretch Goose podcast when
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he's by himself, he usually touches on it as well.
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And I'm like, let's just combine this and what we're
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gonna do a little different though, is if you're a
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Wilder Blaze listener or a Stretch Goose listener or Random,
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if you haven't heard the other shows individually, we're gonna
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kind of mix it up a bit. There's gonna be
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a huge chunk of politics obviously, because we just can't
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get away from that.
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But that being said, we're gonna start off with this.
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I want to before we dive in, come on this
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entire you don't want me to, all right? No, no, no, no, no,
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hold on, hold on, hold on. I have the floor, sir.
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All right, God damn it, Manuel has the floor. Never mind,
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before we got retracting, how we're gonna start, yeah, fuck
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all that, before we dive into this board of shit.
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There's a we had a ton of content up, by
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the way, so it's probably gonna be a long one, two, three,
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four fast. I'm just gonna say buckle in and just
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hang on for the ride. There's about twenty two tabs
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twenty two taps, mostly video clips of meltdowns and fucking tirades. Yes,
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and we got some funny stories, but which I want
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to start with, by the way, to break the ice before.
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This story alone is a work story, all right, So
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all right, never mind, we're gonna start. Before we begin,
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we are once again not sponsored by Sparkling Ice Caffeine.
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I got the cherry vanilla this time, which is true.
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You're not sponsored, Okay, So if I listen to this,
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if we're listening to world ablaze. You need to listen
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to random thoughts with Manuel George because we have a
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You can't pronounce the name correctly half the time, up
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every time, so we're not sponsored. But we pushed this
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My brother enjoys it. It's his go to energy drink.
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So we decided, you know what, We're gonna go ahead
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and keep pushing this thing.
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And my company spent a billion dollars on ghost and
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the company you work for you for no goddamn reasons.
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So we thought we'd just keep pushing this until they
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finally just give us a call. But they haven't yet,
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but they will one day, one day. So so don't drink,
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I mean you do drink. What do we how do we?
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and it's seventy milligrounds of caffeine. So you got to
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drink like four of these just to get the effect
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of a red Bull or a Monster or a rock Stark.
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But you're not taking in the fat, sodiums, tarbs, all
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that shit. And he gets some vitamin C in this,
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so okay. So that's our unsponsored pitch. And you already
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drink the regular long bottled sparkling ice watter, So this
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feet and you get the others.
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All right, So there you go if you had never
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heard it, that is our non sponsored pitch to drink
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sparkling ice. Yes, the official unofficial drink of random pass
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with manual organs.
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All right, so ed, I've already I believe I've already
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had about four of these already, so and I got
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five more right here to go through. All right, Sorry,
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so I was at work. Let's get your story. Let's
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I'm driving this episode. Apparently I've taken over. Yes, I
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will crash this bus again. This is exposing people to
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do different dynamics you probably haven't heard before. Hopefully you
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guys have some fun as much as we're going to
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have anyway, rightst listen, all right, I'm shutting up. Go ahead,
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where I was at work. I was at my last account,
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and of course I ran into a situation. No notes,
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no nothing, there was no communication, big delivery. I was
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an unhappy camper. And then the manager tells me I
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got to tear a bunch of stuff down to build
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a bunch of stuff, and it was his own stuff.
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So I told him to go fly a kite respectfully,
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And I called my boss.
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How do you respectfully tell someone to fly kite? I'm
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not fucking doing that shit, which is which is obviously
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code for go fuck yourself.
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Yes, okay, it's called I'm not doing that shit. I'm
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not taking that ship down. It was just a straight no,
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not doing that shit. No no. I asked him straight up,
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why was this not cleared before I got here? You
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already knew it was going up. Yeah, why would they
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throw that last minute on you? Because we have, well
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we have in my business called retardation. I was gonna
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say lack of intelligence. No, just retard, just straight read.
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We can say that now that Trump's in charge. Now zero,
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I c zero the wok shit's done. You can say
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retard Now is it really retard? I just said it?
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Oh that's right. The that's right, we'll get to that.
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We'll get to that. Just I just thought i'd look,
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I'm teeing it up up. The Orange Man has given
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this permission. Now I don'ty way to continue. So anyway,
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they gave you this last minute, stupid, big ass project. Yeah,
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don't bind you at the end of your day. And
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all I did was I said, I'm not doing that ship.
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And I called my boss. That's my boss, I'm not
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doing that ship. And then I called the sales reps
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boss and told him I'm not doing that ship. And
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then they just looked at me and said, Okay, at
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least you went through the entire train of command. Yes,
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all with a phone call. I'm not doing emails. I'm
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not writing any fucking text messages. It's I gotta go
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like I'm you know, I'm just gonna tell you. I'm
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just I'm not gonna sit in my car and do
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this bullshit. But I was. I was actually yelling at
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both of my higher ups, I guess, and I don't
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think they enjoyed it. So I might get some paper later,
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but I was satisfied with how it turned out. Sometimes
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you just got to put your foot down. I stood
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up to the man. Sometimes you just got to put
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your foot. Of course, of course the manager at the account,
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that guy is probably upset at me. He don't want
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me back, you know what. Who'll get over anyway. I
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just wanted to get the off my chest. Okay, so
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we're gonna start off with funny story. Yes, so this
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is let me just say this because people aren't familiar cares.
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This is this.
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What we're gonna do is basically what Manual usually does
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in this stretch Goose show all the time, these crazy
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obscure stories that you don't hear about. They don't make
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the the national news for some reason, and so he
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usually gives you his take on news that you're not
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gonna hear about missed and that kind of just makes
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you think, like huh, like a right.
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Stretch Goose is basically strictly a news based thing. It's
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not I do my best not to dive into like
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political chatter. Yeah, but you want to. It's hard though,
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It's like.
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It's hard not to, Well, you don't, you don't go.
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Your whole show is not based.
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On I don't deep dive that ship. You want to
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deep dive go into the fucking weeds under the fucking yeah,
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where the bodies are buried, you go, you go on
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World Ablaze. But if you just want a straight news
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show where you're just kind of like and today this happened,
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and today's happen, where you sort of get an opinion
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and then you just kind of go where I'm at. Yeah,
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But what I like about what you do is you're
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finding news stories that are not always national headline like
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it's no you know, like man eating by gator or something,
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and it's real news. It really happened, but the ship
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went down. Yeah, people haven't heard it, like, which is
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really cool, like this like where you go on your
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Bernie Sanders rans but those are great. Well you got
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you got, you gotta get in a burnie or two.
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You just have to. But yeah, starting off or the
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fucking dumb astolt that' said conservative commit comedy, it doesn't exist, right, Yeah,
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so starting off with your let's start off with some
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stretch goose stories. Okay, I found this shit on People magazine.
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So what happened was and this was our This is
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October twenty fourth of this year, so this was recent
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as shit. So in Union City, California, they were doing
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a wellness check on a ninety five year old woman
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with Alzheimer's. They were looking for this lady and when
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they went to the house, they didn't find her at all.
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But what they did find was a dead man on
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a toilet Elvis Presley style, slightly mummified. And then they
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went to the guy that lived there, and the guy
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that lived there didn't know he was dead. He thought
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he was still in the bathroom. What the fuck. Yes,
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they found out that he's got like schizophrenic.
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Issues, the guy that lives there. Okay, so wait a minute,
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how long is the guy? Did they find out how
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long the guy was in the bathroom dead?
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Okay? They said he believed to have died of natural
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causes and no foul play. He is the ninety five
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year old woman's son, the guy on the toilet, Okay,
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got it. Yeah, so they don't have any idea when
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he how long he's been dead or whatever. But yeah,
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but long enough to be mummified. It was from mummified. Yeah, well,
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they say he's mummified. I don't know exactly sure how
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mummif fight or mummified he was, But of course the
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investigation is ongoing. The quote here from Bruce Chan. I
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believe he's a neighbor, he said. The backyard and the
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front yard was filled with trash and it was piled
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about ten feet high or so. We always wondered about
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it because the place always seemed really creepy and there
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was unnoticeable, noticeable presence of fly inside the house and
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a foul smell. But of course the guy that lived
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there was like, eh, I didn't know, so he was
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dead for a while. Obviously, yes, he was fucking, but
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that's what that's what I'm trying to get us. So
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the guy that lives there with with with these people, yeah, okay,
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I thought the whole time this person that was sitting
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there dead wouldn't come out, just was still taking a ship.
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He due to his mental state, he felt like he
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was still shitting like all day, all night for weeks.
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There's too many questions that I don't think we have
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time for on this particular.
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Of course, Union City Sergeant Brandon Hayward said, it is
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strangely common for us to find people dead in the bathroom. Yes,
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so that must be that. I don't know if it's
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I've heard that though sourys from taking a.
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Ship, No, no, no, So this is true. This is
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a fact that I've actually heard related to this. So
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what happens is, you know a lot of people, they
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don't know how to take a ship properly. Let's just
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say that they force, they try to push everything out
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before it's actually time to come out, whatever the reason.
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And so certain people in certain health conditions are as
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you get older, they have this habit. So what happens
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is when they wake up, they automatically think I just
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got to get this out of my body, and they're
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forcing and and doing too much, and they actually give
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themselves a fucking heart attack. And that's usually how that's
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usually how they find them dead, heart attack.
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Sitting on the toilet. Wow, I know, crazy, but you know,
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and this is this is this is I mean, you
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can look this up. I came across this a few
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years ago and like, there's no way that's true. And
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then I was like, wow, it might actually be. It
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might actually be true because I've had a couple of moments.
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Oh no, all right, let's let's move on to the next.
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Let's move on to fine, you bitch, and uh, we
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we're gonna keep this light until we dive into the
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political side of things here, all right. I found survey
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because I thought it was interesting. Now, this was interesting
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when you told me about it, because I was listening
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to another one of those crooked media shows with Stacy Abrams.
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Good old crooked media fucking forgot her. Damn title ready
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doesn't stay anybodyway whatever. Well, she she made his comment
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about how she likes AllMusic except heavy metal because she
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doesn't believe that the lyrics are intelligent and they're not